Phil Spector | Marcia Clark | |
Will Smith Good Actor | Bobby Cutts Bad Cop | |
Britney Spears | Mr. Clean | |
Henry Waxman House Liberal | Mohammed Elbaradei UN Nuke Expert | |
Colonel Martha | Quasimodo | |
Richard Belzer; The Actor | Kreskin; The Amazing | |
Sonny Bono I Got You Babe | Ahmadinejad I Want Nukes Babe | |
Colonel Martha | W.C. Fields | |
George Clooney | Hamas Leader | |
John Kerry; Lieutenant | Gomer Pyle; Private | |
Cindy Sheehan | Stan Laurel | |
General Hayden | Colonel Klink | |
Jacques Chirac | Ninja Tortue | |
Jack Nicholson; Great Actor | BTK Serial Killer; One Bad Actor | |
Bill Clinton; Did Not Have Sex! | Rafael Palmeiro; Never Took Steroids! | |
Kim Jong; Wacky Dictator | Cosmo Kramer; Wacky Neighbor | |
John Muhammad; Sniper (Alleged) | Duane Jones; Actor, Original Night Of The Living Dead | |
Saddam Hussein; Baathist; Found 6 Ft. Under | Karl Marx; Communist; Still 6 Ft. Under | |
Ariel Sharon; Walked On A Wall | Humpty Dumpty; Fell Off A Wall | |
Carville; Party Hack | Lucifer; Party Pooper | |
George Jr; Ranch: Crawford | Little Joe; Ranch: Ponderosa | |
John Kerry; Ornery Senator | Herman Munster; Friendly Monster | |
Vanessa; Stayed With Kobe Bean | Angelina Jolie; Split With Billy Bob | |
Bill Frist; Senator | Rich Little; Impersonator | |
Joe Lieberman; Doesn't Want To Be A Sidekick | Barney Fife; Was A Longtime Sidekick | |
Liberal Judge; Wears Black Robes | Wicked Witch; Wears Black Robes | |
Mister Rogers; Has His Hand In A Puppet | Gray Davis; Has His Hand On Your Wallet | |
Mr. Britney; Recent Marriage Was Short-Lived | Mr. Bean; Recent Movie Was Short-Lived | |
The Joker; 2 Hrs. In Makeup For This Look | Hillary; Just A Bit Of Miss Clairol | |
Richard Perle; War On Terrorism | Orson Welles; War Of the Worlds | |
Oy Vey ! | Doh ! | |
Clay Aiken; As American Idol | Martin Short; As Ed Grimley | |
Nick Nolte; Bad Hair Day | Glen Campbell; Bad Stare Day | |
Woody Allen; Sperm | John Kerry; Not The Magic Bullet | |
Howard Dean; Tired Of Being A Pin Cushion | Pinhead; No Complaints, Apparently | |
Chelsy Davy; Prince Harry's Honey | Elin Nordegren; Tiger's Balm | |
Pat Paulson; 1968 Campaign Was Just A Joke | Dennis Kucinich; Doesn't Know 2004 Campaign Is A Joke | |
Peter Jackson; Golden Globe Winner | Rupert Boneham; Survivor Loser | |
Deborah Voight; Opera Singer Fired For Being Fat | Viking Woman; Can Sing Too. Fate Unknown | |
Colonel Gaddafi; No Longer A Terror Sponsor | Bert Convy; No Longer A Game Show Host | |
Graydon Carter; Magazine Guy | Bozo; Clown | |
Larry Flynt; A Smut Guy | Jabba; A Hutt Guy | |
Jack Roche; Convicted Terrorist | Lon Chaney Jr.; Convincing Wolfman | |
George Tenet | Speak No Evil | |
Donkey; Optimist | John Kerry; Pessimist | |
Shrek; Kids Films | Michael Moore; Propaganda Films | |
Grinch; Stole Christmas | Saddam; Stole Lives | |
Ended In Divorce | Ended In November | |
June Cleaver; Beaver's Mom | Laura Bush; Mom Of Twins | |
Tootsie | Teresa Heinz Kerry | |
Dan Rather; Expert On Forged Documents | Chimp; Expert On Monkey Business | |
Victoria Beckham Soccer Mom | Ananove Bot News Girl | | |
Joan Crawford; Mommie Dearest | Michael Jackson; Music's Weirdest | |
Cindy Sheehan | Rene Auberjonois | |
Freddie Fender; Sang Wasted Days And Wasted Nights | Diego Maradona; Ex Soccer Star Plain Wasted | |
Samuel Alito | Danny DeVito | |
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