 Phil Spector |  Marcia Clark | |
 Will Smith Good Actor |  Bobby Cutts Bad Cop | |
 Britney Spears |  Mr. Clean | |
 Henry Waxman House Liberal |  Mohammed Elbaradei UN Nuke Expert | |
 Colonel Martha |  Quasimodo | |
 Richard Belzer; The Actor |  Kreskin; The Amazing | |
 Sonny Bono I Got You Babe |  Ahmadinejad I Want Nukes Babe | |
 Colonel Martha |  W.C. Fields | |
 George Clooney |  Hamas Leader | |
 John Kerry; Lieutenant |  Gomer Pyle; Private | |
 Cindy Sheehan |  Stan Laurel | |
 General Hayden |  Colonel Klink | |
 Jacques Chirac |  Ninja Tortue | |
 Jack Nicholson; Great Actor |  BTK Serial Killer; One Bad Actor | |
 Bill Clinton; Did Not Have Sex! |  Rafael Palmeiro; Never Took Steroids! | |
 Kim Jong; Wacky Dictator |  Cosmo Kramer; Wacky Neighbor | |
 John Muhammad; Sniper (Alleged) |  Duane Jones; Actor, Original Night Of The Living Dead | |
 Saddam Hussein; Baathist; Found 6 Ft. Under |  Karl Marx; Communist; Still 6 Ft. Under | |
 Ariel Sharon; Walked On A Wall |  Humpty Dumpty; Fell Off A Wall | |
 Carville; Party Hack |  Lucifer; Party Pooper | |
 George Jr; Ranch: Crawford |  Little Joe; Ranch: Ponderosa | |
 John Kerry; Ornery Senator |  Herman Munster; Friendly Monster | |
 Vanessa; Stayed With Kobe Bean |  Angelina Jolie; Split With Billy Bob | |
 Bill Frist; Senator |  Rich Little; Impersonator | |
 Joe Lieberman; Doesn't Want To Be A Sidekick |  Barney Fife; Was A Longtime Sidekick | |
 Liberal Judge; Wears Black Robes |  Wicked Witch; Wears Black Robes | |
Mister Rogers; Has His Hand In A Puppet | Gray Davis; Has His Hand On Your Wallet | |
 Mr. Britney; Recent Marriage Was Short-Lived |  Mr. Bean; Recent Movie Was Short-Lived | |
 The Joker; 2 Hrs. In Makeup For This Look |  Hillary; Just A Bit Of Miss Clairol | |
 Richard Perle; War On Terrorism |  Orson Welles; War Of the Worlds | |
 Oy Vey ! |  Doh ! | |
 Clay Aiken; As American Idol |  Martin Short; As Ed Grimley | |
 Nick Nolte; Bad Hair Day |  Glen Campbell; Bad Stare Day | |
 Woody Allen; Sperm |  John Kerry; Not The Magic Bullet | |
 Howard Dean; Tired Of Being A Pin Cushion |  Pinhead; No Complaints, Apparently | |
 Chelsy Davy; Prince Harry's Honey |  Elin Nordegren; Tiger's Balm | |
 Pat Paulson; 1968 Campaign Was Just A Joke |  Dennis Kucinich; Doesn't Know 2004 Campaign Is A Joke | |
 Peter Jackson; Golden Globe Winner |  Rupert Boneham; Survivor Loser | |
 Deborah Voight; Opera Singer Fired For Being Fat |  Viking Woman; Can Sing Too. Fate Unknown | |
 Colonel Gaddafi; No Longer A Terror Sponsor |  Bert Convy; No Longer A Game Show Host | |
 Graydon Carter; Magazine Guy |  Bozo; Clown | |
 Larry Flynt; A Smut Guy |  Jabba; A Hutt Guy | |
 Jack Roche; Convicted Terrorist |  Lon Chaney Jr.; Convincing Wolfman | |
 George Tenet |  Speak No Evil | |
 Donkey; Optimist |  John Kerry; Pessimist | |
 Shrek; Kids Films |  Michael Moore; Propaganda Films | |
 Grinch; Stole Christmas |  Saddam; Stole Lives | |
 Ended In Divorce |  Ended In November | |
 June Cleaver; Beaver's Mom |  Laura Bush; Mom Of Twins | |
 Tootsie |  Teresa Heinz Kerry | |
 Dan Rather; Expert On Forged Documents |  Chimp; Expert On Monkey Business | |
 Victoria Beckham Soccer Mom |  Ananove Bot News Girl | | |
 Joan Crawford; Mommie Dearest |  Michael Jackson; Music's Weirdest | |
 Cindy Sheehan |  Rene Auberjonois | |
 Freddie Fender; Sang Wasted Days And Wasted Nights |  Diego Maradona; Ex Soccer Star Plain Wasted | |
 Samuel Alito |  Danny DeVito | |
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